About Krippy Express

Fresh. Fast. Fire.

Krippy Express started with a simple complaint: good flower was either slow to arrive or a gamble when it did. So we built the express lane. Every strain on the menu is grown by farms we actually visit, cured properly, lab tested by a third party, and packed into a smell-proof foil bag the day it ships.

The name and the bag are a wink at the doughnut shop with the glowing sign. When the sign is on, the batch is fresh. Ours is always on.

How it works

1. Pick a strain. Indica, sativa or hybrid, each with its THCA percentage, dominant terpene and lineage printed right on the page.
2. Pick a weight. 3.5g, 7g, 14g or 28g. The price updates as you choose.
3. Check out. Card or bank pay, 21+ verified at checkout.
4. It’s on the way. Orders in before 2pm Pacific ship the same business day, in a plain box with tracking.

What we promise

• Lab tested, every batch. A Certificate of Analysis for every lot, linked from the COA page. ≤0.3% Δ9 THC on a dry-weight basis, as the 2018 Farm Bill requires.
• Fresh, not warehoused. Small batches, frequent drops. When a weight sells out, it says so, and we don’t oversell.
• Discreet. Foil bag, plain box, nothing on the label that says what’s inside.
• Honest menu. If a strain isn’t fire, it doesn’t make the menu.

Where we ship

Most of the United States. We can’t ship to Arkansas, Idaho, Minnesota, Oregon, Rhode Island or Texas under current local rules. Orders from those states are cancelled and refunded automatically.

Get in touch

• Email: hello@krippyexpress.com
• Instagram and TikTok: @krippyexpress